getting rid of some junk

so i decided to get rid of some junk around my house. i'm using ebay - the ultimate free market platform. my econ profs would be proud. here are the items for sale:

PlayStation 2 - i used it like 5 times in the last 5 years

iPod - i've used this like 20 times in the last 5 years - great value

with my proceeds, i'm gonna get one of these:

i figure i should at least get some use out of the phone....